VP Debate Tonight

Tonight's the night for the Cheney-Edwards debate; all I know is that I fell asleep watching the presidential debate, so this can't possibly fail to meet my expectations. Cheney's a cyborg and Edwards is a trial lawyer, so it's like some sort of Lovecraftian battle between half-humans.

And I shouldn't feel the need to say it, but please don't take offense at that - It's a joke, and I'm sure their genes would test somewhere in the range of human normality.